<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by shillard:
...Checking in for the return run, I got an aisle seat on the ORD-LAX flight but they handed my a boarding pass for 55F on the LAX-SYD flight.
Pig's arse!
Decided that the only appropriate action was to "improvise, adapt, and overcome", so I picked on some poor asian bloke who looked like he knew SFA English, waved my boarding pass under his nose and told him to piss off out of my seat. ;-)
Stuck him in 55F, and enjoyed a comfy aisle seat in the second last row from LAX-SYD, scoffing a fillet mingon that my seafood allergy had secured for me...</font>
A really informative trip report. I thought the phrase "pig's arse" was funny, until I realised you were referring to yourself!
A shame you weren't told to sit down and shut up by the SFA English speaking Asian guy...
What with your abject bullying of people you consider to be beneath/weaker than you, and the earlier reference to spending AUD$600 on lounge membership, (...so I could get my seating preference on this trip), suggests you should take a long look within yourself and see where your insecurity and low self-esteem stems from...
Very informative report, but not necessarily for the travel info....
MikeinSIN