part 2 of my trip....
I awoke to the banging going on next door…. That bed sure was making a banging noise against the wall. I wonder what they were doing in there… wow it sounded freaky. at least this hotel didn’t have any roaches unlike the ben franklin interstate inn in Gallup, New Mexico. i allowed myself to sleep in a bit as my first meeting wasn’t until the noon hour. I got into my wonderful rental taurus, feeling like a hip guy cruising in my tan 1993 taurus SHO up the pacific coast highway toward Malibu. I had a casting interview with an up and cu… coming porn actor named Mike Devour at a favorite place of mine called Johnny’s Pizza, a nice local flavor place. he said he could be a she if the role required it, something said about interchangable parts and it only taking 24 hours and $2000 to swap them out. wow was he limber… finished up my pizza and brew and hit the road to go downtown to crenshaw and interview the next person over dinner at Big Mamma Tonya’s Soul Food Kitchen and Assyrian Food. had some rice with sausage on top and a peanut butter parfeit for desert… very fresh, even came in is wrapper right out of the freezer bulk box! I will say that this was at least the seventh Mr/Ms Dill Dough i’ve met in this industry….
back to the hotel motel for a good nights sleep after a few drinks in a boozer around the corner. picked up two women, one was really deeply in love with me apparently. wow, what an attractive body, nice curves, 34b or so, good kisser. well, in the end as I turned on the lights in a hurry and covered a scream, I found out it was not a woman but a british man named duane who wanted marriage so he could legally stay in the country. wow, he sure had me fooled! so I did the next best thing, I cast him into the movie so he could get a work visa and stay in the United States of America!
next morning, had to go up to the town of san francisco, so I put a flower in my hair, grabbed my briefcase, applied medicated ointment to the bed burns on my knees, and drove to ontario for a breakfast meeting at an IHOP. I had the international breakfast with german pancakes, two strips of bacon, two sausages, and two eggs done scrambled with salsa. yummy good! a nutcase was exposing himself to people outside of the restaurant so I gave him the card of my fellow casting team member and hopped into the car for the drive to Ontario International Airport to check-in for my flight.
threw the car into the daily surface lot (hell, no garages at this place!) and went into the decrepit terminal to check in with United around 10:15am for my 11:05am flight 1064 to SFO. went through the x-rays and walked out the metal cage of a hallway to the united gate where I boarded around 10:45am up the stairs into my B737-200 for the trip up the coast. full flight… had the bulkhead aisle on the right side. pre-takeoff water served by a flight attendant named Rutherford. charming flight attendant non-revving next to me, she was going to sfo to go to work. has been with the big double U for three years, SFO-based but lives in Pomona. asked me what I did for a living. I said adult films, she quickly went back to working on her bid sheets for the next month…… I guess I turned her off quicker than the convicted felon on parole puts his pants back on after finding out the 25 year old is only 16.
landed on time in SFO… only service on the plane was some mixed nuts, whose presentation I said was some of the best looking nuts i’ve seen in my professional career. rutherford asked what I meant, the deadheading f/a next to me sighed and rolled her eyes. wow, a sigh like that would get picked up great on our microphones… but she wouldn’t reconsider my proposal she get a new job…….
stay tuned for part 3!!!! -- when you come to SFO, dont urinate in a phone booth!