HO. LY. COW.

I would have been screaming so loud they would have heard me at BOS.

Can even "real cops" just demand that you start stripping with no apparent justification?

I'm looking for a clear statement from a TSA screener person as to whether this is now SOP for all ETD alarms, and also whether it applies to medical opt-outs.

Yes or no, TSA peeps??