Originally Posted by LondonElite

me mate in the pub, yeah, well e's got this bird what e's shaggin' and she's like pickin' up 'er dauter from her ex-boyfriend yeah, and e's like goin' on about on about ow alls his shoppin' at Tesco ain't worth fir nofin' cause like the points you need to get to Lanzarotte is goin' up by like a lot