Every bartender in the world knows what drink to pour him without being told... even though he's never ordered the same drink twice.

John McClane once said to him, "Yippee-ki-yay. SIR."

He once remarked that Osaka's airport was a "trifle small." In response, Osaka built a whole new island, then built a whole new international airport on it.

He later said, "They should do that in Hong Kong, too." So they did.

He has been to Chuck Norris' house - and lived to talk about it.

When his checked bag is weighed, the scale displays a negative number.

People wouldn't mind getting stuck in a middle seat next to him - if anyone dared to actually sit next to him.

He is... the most well-traveled man in the world.

"I don't always fly, but when I do, I prefer to fly commercial. Stay mobile, my friends."