This is just great.

I just got back from my "weekend sojourn" flying around the Northeast. I have major fear of flying issues, and you can be rest assured that my "eye movements" and my "heart palpitations" were off the charts when I found out that I would be boarding a tiny Dash 8 turboprop. Luckily, the flight went okay, but now I am going to have to worry about being branded a terrorist by the TSA? I have been working hard on my fear of flying issues with a therapist, but now I might as well go back to trying to booze it up instead. I'd rather take the risk of being removed from the flight for being a drunk than being a terrorist!