"Just flew TATL in one of the three Amigos, so no complaining about pod conditions from me. Also, since the 787s keep getting delayed I'm going to buy stock in whoever supplies AC with duct tape."

Duct tape won't work... It has been tried before. What we really need is Gorilla Tape. That stuff is amazing. Could probably be used to address metal fatigue issues in a pinch as well as inflight "pod patches".