Great trip report, QuietLion! I believe the last time I was in Bangkok my c0-worker and I were ripped off in the same upstairs bar. I think the name was "Cleopatra's". Anyone going out drinking in Patpong should be very wary of going into this place. It also seemed full of lady-boys. There are many places to go and have a reasonably priced beer! Anyway, thanks for a great report. I have not been to Phuket yet - but I plan on it soon.
-RKG