To all of you who would compare me to AuH2o:

His version of a "good day": See above.

My version of a "good day": As I drive the carpool of five elementary school kids at 7:30 am there are miraculously no punches thrown that draw blood.

At the office, my e-mail actually works!

On my way home, I stop by the store for some baby formula and, lo and behold, there is a shiny quarter on the ground.

Get home and wife is so tired that we both go to sleep at 9pm.

I rest my case