1. After at least 30 trips to Las Vegas over the past 24 years, I've finally found someone who actually ate at Battista's. Been looking at their signs for years. Glad the food was good.

2. The Harvard fight song is "We won't fight and you can't make us." (Note to public: A long time ago, I acquired (in the usual manner) the life-long right to needle Harvard people.)

3. Land shark. Errrr... plumber?