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Old May 16, 2011 | 8:30 pm
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Originally Posted by waltinsocal
Not wanting to look at her and tell her she could not sit there, I gave her a pained look and said the words, "I have bad gas", squeezed my nostrils with my fingers, and then put an air-sickness bag in front of my mouth. She quickly left and chose another seat. Sorry, but I just had to do that. Some days you just need your space.
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