Originally Posted by
waltinsocal
Not wanting to look at her and tell her she could not sit there, I gave her a pained look and said the words, "I have bad gas", squeezed my nostrils with my fingers, and then put an air-sickness bag in front of my mouth. She quickly left and chose another seat. Sorry, but I just had to do that. Some days you just need your space.
Simply
awesome! Can I add this one to "Poopdeck's PlaybooK" if I agree to pay you a small royalty everytime I use this one?
-A