From the George Carlin routine "You Are All Diseased"

Airport security is there to make white people feel safe. Well, the illusion of being safe. (hope this isn't taken out of context...you sort of have to see the show)

Have your bags been with you at all times? Well no. The night before my flight, I like to place my bags out by the street corner and leave them unattended for several hours.

*s*




[This message has been edited by Aubie (edited 12-17-1999).]