Will you all stop (lol). I am reading this at work, sharing a room with 6 people and trying hard not to laugh. Thanks for the story. It reminds me of the old lady in the nursing home.... Everytime she leans to one side to pass gas a nurse sets her back on both her 'cheeks'. Weeks later when her son visits and he asks how she likes the nursing home...it was the best in the area. She said the food is fine, the people are nice, but the darn nurses won't let you f***.

Sorry, I could't resist the short version of that joke.