hark...did I hear "Yards of Beer"?

I am awake now! Catman, we served you Ales, Porters, and Mimosa's and now you are learning the fine art of martini's. You have already tried and hopefully will stay away from Punki's dirty martini. The QuietLion knows about the perfect dry martini!

So now we have to acquaint you to the fine art of Yards. Please let Shadow, auh20, and myself show you the way in that heaven called the PIP. Even though you will be the cruise director that weekend, I am sure we can pull you by the paws over to a nearby watering hole for at least one yard.

Ok, I'm going back to sleep now.