The article begins, "Luckily the only thing he attacked was his apple." The editor and reporter ought to be fired!

Luckily my arse!

While this stupid article serves to illustrate the incompetence of TSA, it actually reinforces the notion that we are in imminent and mortal danger from something as innocuous as a pocket knife.

Too many will read this and think we need to ramp up security to keep these dangerous situations from ever happening again