Flying home from IND last month I encountered an overzealous TSO who snatched my laptop from Xray quicker than it took me to say "opt-out" As I walked to the belt to point out my belongings I did a double-take for my laptop which was gone. I started to panic but was flagged down by said TSO who said he had tests to run and would return it after my pat down. I watched him open it and for a brief moment think he contemplated turning it on, but I gave him a not-so-subtle evil eye which apparently worked. He closed the laptop and started the swabbing.

Geez -