Originally Posted by
Flaflyer
Birth announcement: "Out of an Abundance of Caution™" has a baby sibling. Introducing "Threat of Retaliation™." Rolling off the lips of dozens of talking heads on TV.
Yesterday: Pistole to Congress: "We need more money, out of Fear of Osama."
Today: Pistole to Congress: "So what if Osama is shark food? TSA needs more money to protect us from that there FEAR of Threat of Retaliation™."

We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.
And water.
And shoes.
And panties.
And ourselves.