Don't go. If you have that many negative thoughts before going, why go and then post what you disliked about it here from your room as opposed to enjoying your time.

You used the word, "hate" numerous times as well as listing all that bothers you. Even with an off-Strip property, you will want to drive or visit the Strip, which is why Las Vegas is Las Vegas and those are the items which you have gone into detail which bother you.

If you like to gamble a little and want more, then just travel to the islands and a all inclusive resort where you already paid for your drinks.