Bart, maybe you are a good guy, I dunno. But, I do know there is no honor in anyone touching anyone's balls and anus. That's exactly what happened to me on Christmas day at my home airport, BOI. I have it on audio tape. I asked the fondler if he would be touching my testicles or anus, a three-striper vehemently stated "no he will not". Well, guess what happened, he touched my testicles and anus. It was ludicrous to watch the Grapist, the three-striper, and some suit act as if they were just about ready to remove my skin and find OBL himself.

So not only do I find the ......... acronym to be completely acceptable, I find it fittingly perfect to append other terms to ......... such as Fondler/Rapist/Feeler or whatever other term is appropriate to describe what your organization is doing to people.

I have not flown since my Xmas day Grape's return trip. And now, I have no desire to fly anymore either. After being a 7-year self/leisure funded 2P on United, I doubt I'll travel enough to retain status in the foreseeable future. The TSA has done nothing to actually make me any safer other than locked cockpit doors. Beyond that, a great line from Christmas Vacation sums it up best "Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was."