I had a F-91W until a few years ago, when the band broke and the watch fell overboard. It was a very good watch that took a lot of abuse over the years and kept on ticking, until a certain accessory failed. I guess using governmental logic, I should immediately turn myself in and get an absolutely all-inclusive trip to a certain Cuban resort.

I imagine most Americans under the age of 30 had this same watch at some point in their lives. It is nice to have confirmation that govermental asshatery is not limited to TSA.