This is beyond crazy. The person or committee who came up with these questions needs to get heads examined.

Stay tuned - the next edition of this form will include:
1. List and time periods of all persons you have ever dated.
2. List of every road trip you have ever undertaken that has lasted more than 24 hours
3. List of all your dreams within last 5 years. This will help the government determine what you think of and ensure that you are no threat to the US government.

:-)