On that note, Calvin Worthington is trying so hard to sound as excited as his dad was in the Worthington Fjord commercials, but he's just not doing it for me.

Maybe he should take a shot of the better-than-I-expected Glacierita vodka...

(Glacierita actually is pretty darn good. I'm not a vodka drinker, but I like it because it doesn't have that gasoline taste that most other vodka I've had has. It's worth checking out—they're distributing it out-of-state now. ^)