I don't like that one either. I've also long since tired of "you guys" as a form of address, or the cutesy "you two."

The morning after returning from a European trip we ate breakfast at a Denny's and obviously cleaned our senior-menu plates. We mentioned to the middle-aged waitress that we'd just returned, and she looked at us and our empty plates and drawled "Didn't they feed you over there?"

It was just too funny for me to feel insulted and, after all, it was Denny's.