Originally Posted by Thomas Hudson

Oh ya, well I was on a NW flght (silver) and a FA spilled coffee on me. She then blamed me for it and called me stupid and clumsy. I then went back to the lav and I "fell" into the door because I am stupid and clumsy. When I got back to my seat, my laptop was missing and my seat area smelled like urine. Everyone one around me laughed at me. I started to cry and then another FA came up to me and slapped me and told me to shut up. I went back to the bathroom to get a tissue, but they were out since NW was poor and going out of business. As I got off the plane, the pilot kicked me in the ding a ling. I went to a NW customer service desk and they told me I had it coming. I called the NW customer service number and they lady who answered the call in broken english said it "elcome tu my werld"....

just then, a Delta Redcoat saw me curled up in a ball in the corner, crying and drenched with urine, coffee, and baby formula.... he quickly got on his radio.... I was carried by cart to a Marriott, where I was given a shower by Deltalina... she was very thorough.... in the mean time, Delta sent out a personal shopper for me and I was given all new clothes and a new Hartman bag. Delta then got me a FC seat on their next flight and sent some guys named Moose and Rocco to go and "take care" of the NW crew that hurted me....


this is total proof that Delta is awesome and NWA felated livestock....