Continue to be amused by the,"You SOB saving a middle row and I'll have to sit a row.. maybe 2 or 3 farther back now with my wife... thus costing me at least 47 seconds when we deplane. This is clearly 47 seconds of my life I will never get back because you sir are a SOB with a sense of entitlement."
Same folks who probably cut you off in traffic but feel they were entitled to the spot in front of you in your lane on highway because as they were turning they turned on their directional thus giving them the right of way. All for the 2.4 seconds they'll arrive at their destination quicker.
Carry on...