I'm surprised that no one has commented on the fact that if we weren't in an us-versus-them war against the peeping tom molesters in the TSA, then we'd all probably be the types of people who would turn in someone flouting the rules. The only reason I vote for Mind Your Own Business is that the TSA is distinctly, violently, sexual-assaultingly, my worst enemy.

This is just one in a veritable catalogue of reasons that the TSA's bullying and sexual humiliation make us far less safe than we were. I'm five hundred times more terrified of the TSA than I am of any boogeyman getting on my airplane. That's why I would never tattle to the TSA on anyone, because I know that they exist to take naked photos of me and fondle my vagina. I would never turn someone in to be assaulted like that; it would make me an accessory to these vile crimes. If the TSA respected my sexual boundaries, then maybe I'd be able to inform them about someone sneaking an item past their checkpoint. The TSA's depraved and disgusting tactics are a security risk in more ways than one.