Originally Posted by
DownTheRappitHole
Liquor will last forever.
Not in my house.
I had the misfortune to taste Billy Beer fresh. My father bought a sixpack when it first came out. He drank one. I drank one. My alcoholic brother-in-law drank the remaining 4 a good five years later. It was as bad as any cheap beer I drank in college. Nothing short of complete dehydration could improve it.