This reminds of the scene in the movie Fletch. Chevy Chase (as Mr Babar) is about to get a rectal exam and the doctor snaps his gloves on. Chase starts singing Moon River and asks the doc if he ever served time. Maybe if we all started singing Moon River during every pat down at every airport in the country, TSA will think it's a mass conspiracy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfzXpE0QB2U