There aren't any. TSOs as "Friends" that is. Neither here nor in the airports, bus stations, or train stations. That is sad and that is NOT the way it is supposed to be. We do not have such an antagonistic relationship with LEOs, who perform an important task FOR US, unlike the TSOs who are now engaged in sexually molesting us and ours, doing unwanted things TO US. That is a d*mned shame and should not be. That alone should clue in TSA that they have erred badly in their new strip search and groping procedures.