Y'know what, Ron? It's awfully hard to find anything remotely humorous that has to do with airport security, when I am still feeling ill after being sexually assaulted, and having my surgical wounds pushed in until I cried out in pain, only two days ago...by YOUR CO-WORKERS.

Go get yourself a job that doesn't require you or your cohorts to abuse the disabled mother of an American soldier...or anyone else for that matter. Then and only then might I consider anything you post to be worth enjoyment.