On a DFW-CLE flight on CO, I was waitlisted and took my seat in coach. Shortly thereafter, my seatmates arrived. I believe they were going to audition for "Beavis & Butthead join a fraternity".
A few minutes later, salvation appeared in the form of the smiling Gate Agent.
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"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own."