Hello and thank you so so much for calling US Airways. Since its Finlandia Friday our agents decided to go to the local US Airways Club for drinks. Our agents will not be answering the phone for the rest of the day. If your need is of an urgent matter please go down to your local airport to the TSA security line to see if they can page a sober agent working. The ticket counters are self-service and you can check your bags by the Snack Mix Vending machine which costs 3.00 for a large bag of our famous snack mixes. Otherwise please visit our trusty website usairways.com for all of your travel booking, planning , and checkin needs.

We thank you again for choosing US Airways and will be happy to assist you as soon as our agents sober up a bit.

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