Originally Posted by El Cochinito
On the other hand my son of the same age has no qualms about opting-out at the checkpoint, assuming the position, and if touched inappropriately asking in a very loud voice, "Why are you touching MY penis?"
To which the TSO replies, "Because it could be used as a weapon and even bring down an aircraft. Just the threat of its use might be enough to hijack a plane." I like the fact that he stresses the "my". Too funny. As if he should be touching his own instead.