I'm sitting upstairs in the Galleries Club and it's also in a bit of a state. Not only are there the normal assortment of discarded food and drink around the place, newspapers, magazines etc, but the coffee machine at the far end (overlooking south security) has got dirty crockery all over it, no teaspoons etc. Also, just to annoy me, the tv with the footy is on, just a tad too lound.

And my final moan is I can't find a member of staff to ask for a glass of champers.