Ahh, noisy in a 'there are lots of people having a good time' way or in a 'it's two o'clock in the morning and I haven't slept yet' way?
Haha, they seem to be- suggestions are welcome though!
There are of course hotels such as 'Hotel Vendome' but I don't really want anything that is more than half an hour away from the Eiffel tower (what with it being Bastille day and the metro practically being inaccessible.)
Thanks for the comments so far!