Sounds like the TSO should be thankful that Alvin Crabtree wasn't behind the wheel of that car.

Of course, if Rolando Negrin was there, they could have had a baseball bat duel - Stubby could have used his baton and the NYC TSO could have used his bat. That would have been kinda like seeing a low tech light saber duel... wonder which one would count as Darth Vader...