Location: DFW
Status: First
Reserved: Standard
Received: Obnoxiously ginormous Jeep Commander that got 7 gallons to the mile and with 30k miles on the clock...

Not sure who I pissed off to get stuck with that crapbox, but the line was too long at the preferred desk to bother changing it out. Much happier with the slightly worn, but much more sprightly Mercury Milan I got a couple of days later in BNA.