Originally Posted by
RatherBeOnATrain
Anyone considered filling up a Gator Aid bottle with a urine sample?

Nah. People are too nice here. My transit of the checkpoint was entirely undramatic, not like the arm-waving, bellowing, hi-fiving "yoh! hoh! cleah! code blue! opt ooout!!" you get up north... kind of like the oompah loompahs in Willy Wonka but the rivers of brown stuff in the airports up north aren't chocolate anymore
I can't remember if my security clerk finished with "para servirle seņor" but it's entirely possible. Politeness and courtesy go a long way here. And no planes have gone down here recently either.
If you can't get a grip on your gun'mint up there I want to see all US airlines quarantined. Your passengers can board from the tarmac, strip-searched, traumatised, and waterless, with armoured cars and snipers watching over them. It may not be what you want, but it's what you asked for. We (the rest of the world) would like to enjoy our water in peace.