Anyone have any experience being really mean or accusatory? I'm going to be flying at least once this year (possibly twice) and I'm thinking of things along the lines of:

-So do you get off on fondling strangers?
-Does my body do it for ya? (must be spoken with disdain lest they think it's a come-on)
-Javol, herr commandant. (Hi, Godwin! *waves*)
-So how much do they pay you to molest children? (Only use this if your gate-rapist patted down a child ahead of you)

The 3rd one is the only one that seems to me like it could be taken as a threat, if the TSO is completely ignorant of the German language. Since the others are accusations wrapped in inquiries I find it hard to believe they could be seen as threatening and thus illegal.

Am I wrong? Anyone tried being really abusive to TSOs after the "Abusive language will not be tolerated BY OUR AUTHORITAH! Screw your free speech, we are above the law!" signs went up? What was the outcome?

And I'm starting to think it would indeed be a good idea to have a "Psychological warfare against TSOs" sticky.