1. Putting specialty domestic beers under the "Imported" heading.

2. Servers who won't write down your order and then get it wrong.

3. Servers who introduce themselves, ask your name and then proceed to call you something else when they come back.

4. Being seated at a dirty table and having to watch the server or hostess inadequately wipe off the table while simultaneously moving the filth onto your lap.

5. Those high-end white paper napkins that leave your black pants covered in fuzz that can't be removed without a professional dry cleaner involved.