OK, this one truly made me laugh out loud. I know exactly what you mean (I've been there sooo many times), but I wonder how many others will get the reference.

As far as the terminal shift, I'll miss the short walk from the old Daily-B lot right to the United terminal. A 5 minute stroll (alongside the also-departed motel) to stretch the legs before or after the flight, no shuttle buses to deal with, it was an ideal parking situation for me.