Originally Posted by
zefatcheese
I think this whole problem could be solved if TSA hired hot czech and south african women to molest the fat American men.
Especially if we American men could in return grope the hot Czech and South African women TSA screeners! If that regimen were allowed with TSA screeners who look like Veronika Zemanova or Charlize Theron, maybe the patdowns would be less objectionable.