Originally Posted by
PhlyingRPh
Today it's "Take your belt off, remove all objects from your pockets and put your hands up in the air". Tomorrow, it's going to be "Bend Over and open wide now! Oh, and do excuse the girth of my engorged fingers (and possibly wrist)."
I always worried that someone would hide dangerous items in his pants. It was easy to expect the reaction by the TSA.
My next fear is that someone has a TNT suppository. The passengers would see somebody trying to light a fuse sticking out of his butt. What would be the reaction then?