A mistress is one of two things that leads to babies being born. Which is why I included it.

The most prefered route is a baby being born to you wife. To be honest this is my prefered option. However as the world changes, for some reason, people love to complicate their family life. This is back to the parents, whilst I think its unacceptable. Children who have parents have seperated think thats the normal way.

Of course there is the affair or one night stand, but I would have said this was a mistress. But I promisied layz that I would try to cut down my Daily Mail use. So wont mention people like Boris Johnson, or whoever is the father.

I thought that the crew members dancing was a bit of fun. I am not sure if lady Gaga gets paid for anything.