Is this being too silly?

I am running away this weekend. I am going ot be staying at one of the residence hotels - will have a cooktop, fridge, microwave, sink and dishwasher. There is also a couple of good markets in the area, too.

I have been craving Steak Tartare for a while, but for various reasons cant make it where I am currently living. I was thinking of stopping by WalMart when I am away, pick up a cheap food processor, and then make it there? I would find one of the goodwill type places to drop it off before I fly home. Or is that a bit excessive?