My children are dragging me to Disney and forcing me to pay the insane ticket prices to get in. Unfortunately I don't have a miles credit-card, though I'd love to earn AAdvantage miles.... so when I've satisfied my minimum parental duties as an American capitalist parent- I'd (like to) use the miles earned to escape later on.

Soooooo.....

I can't find any method for buying tickets into Disney that gives miles. (Like a travel agency or something).... and so, I turn to you... if someone might be familiar with an outlet to at least gain some miles for this painful purchase?