So, I arrive at LGW Terraces to find (and I'm not sure why I've never noticed this before) a PlayStation 3 with FIFA '11. The only trouble is ... it's in the KidZone.

The advice on the door states "Children must be accompanied by an adult" but what about the other way around?! I have no children with me to sit nearby and make it look as though they are playing the game!

So, apart from the lunacy of sitting on a chair much too small for me and hunching over the TV screen in an effort make my digital Wayne Rooney score some digital goals and the potential embarrassment in front of the lounge staff ... would you?!

This isn't a serious post, by the way. Well, not that serious...