Originally Posted by
The Saint
Let's not rob the story of its colour (and place on the BA board).
Indeed, why stop there. The public demand to know:
- was he a Virgo?
- did he have a Tesco Clubcard?
- was he a vegetarian?
- did he wear CK underwear?
- was he left-handed?
You see, valuable information like this enables one to generate informative headlines, such as
"Tesco Clubcard terror link"
"Vegetarian Virgo in terror probe"
"CK 'alleged' plotter faces Court"
"Do left-handed terror suspects affect house prices?"
Yawn!
Bravo!
next headline from the Bradford Telegraph and Argos please
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