And, the actual retail price of a luxurious domestic first class Boeing 737-800 seat, including gourmet pretzels in a bag and all the complimentary liquor (excluding Stirrings mixers) you can consume over the 201 miles between EWR and BOS is…

78.4 TODs, or $784.00 USD

Phudnik, you're the winner! You'll get the beer, wine, or cocktail of your choice at the next Box Do of any size where we're both in attendance.

In case you were wondering, the TOD upgrade on this baby is more than three times the purchase price of the fare, including all taxes and fees.

Um, yeah, CO is really giving away the pointy end seats for nothing on this one.

Here's the evidence, including my fabulous mostly Q400 itinerary: