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Old Jan 27, 2011 | 3:22 am
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the last LH flight to ARN from MUC/FRA is usually a overnighter for the crew and the other day the purser announced in german: 'for the absolute last time today: disarm slides and report so we all can go sleep'

LH has a A320 pilot who has a loong speech which goes something like: 'we just departed ARN in a northerly direction with the engines at 75% throttle pushing this very heavy plane, a wonder of german and french engineering at the time assembled in Hamburn in 199x that cost xx million € list price to a level of xxx feet and now we fly over the southern tip of sweden where many of you made vacations in the wilderness at some point. Then we are flying to Berlin..... etc etc'
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